So, there I am, minding my own business, when...

I'm in the theater, waiting to see "Beowulf 3D" and a uniformed guard came to me at my seat and asked to see my ticket!--which I had, of course. But this has never happened to me before. Hmm....clearly, this is ALL BUSH'S FAULT! (unless it's because of global warming--which only happens in the movies anyway) No wonder this happened in a movie theater!

Yes, you are reading that correctly.

Remember, if you see it on the internet, it must be true.